Male Fakes

Want this uncut British drumstick to go along with your Thanksgiving gravy? I bet you do. I would readily jump on it as well. David Beckham - football’s golden boy is a favourite photo manipulation subject, and for good reason: he’s undeniably sizzling hot and for some odd reason, i could never get tired of looking at that face. Victoria Beckham is one lucky muff and was able to bag this chunk of a man. Anyways, i have my fakes and I’m happy. ;)) Get more David Beckham and other hunky athletes and models on Male Celebs.

I just know that there’s something to Jake Gyllenhaal than a hard to pronounce (and spell) last name. I wasn’t too impressed with his cardboard, emotionally detached acting in Brokeback Mountain, I was kinda surprised that there were suddenly a number of guys wanting and wishing to bugger that hairy arse. Oh, he’s not really the type to get me all gooey and soft - i think there are certain Jake angles that could definitely make one swoon. Anyways, not wanting to be all selfish (meaning: posting only celebs that I REALLY like), here’s a neat fake i found a while back. Now I know what yer thinking, y’all want to get nailed by the Jake? Yes? For more male celebrity fakes, do check out Male Stars.

I wonder why fake male celeb nudes aren’t always as perfect as fake female celeb nudes. Aside from the Zac Efron previously posted and Daniel Radcliffe’s much publicized Equus photo - everything else mostly shows mismatched body and head proportions. And maybe i guess I’m just bitchin’ ’cause i never get to see my favourite fantasies getting this kinda treatment. Meaning - in all seriousness, how many David Beckham fakes do you actually need? C’mon - there is a treasure trove of male celebrities out there. Anyways, to end my rant, let me tell ya that i got all excited when i stumbled upon this Adam Rodriguez faux nude early today. Me thinks this hot latino is this big and hard in actuality. Again, it’s not as seamless and proportioned as i would like it to be, but an Adam Rodriguez fake is kinda rare. I think. So whoever did this - my gratitude. You made me fall for Eric Delko all over again. Also, check out the other celebs on Male Celebrities.