Let’s take a wild peak into the private lives of our favourite royals. Well at least as far as where our nasty and perverted minds will take us. So okay, Prince Harry in the bath is not the nastiest image there is - but still darn sexy. Under that soapy veneer is a princely rod just waiting for its moment to spring to life. And I’ll be right here fapping and waiting with stars in my eyes. Wee. For more nude fakes, check out Banned Male Celebs.
I just know that there’s something to Jake Gyllenhaal than a hard to pronounce (and spell) last name. I wasn’t too impressed with his cardboard, emotionally detached acting in Brokeback Mountain, I was kinda surprised that there were suddenly a number of guys wanting and wishing to bugger that hairy arse. Oh, he’s not really the type to get me all gooey and soft - i think there are certain Jake angles that could definitely make one swoon. Anyways, not wanting to be all selfish (meaning: posting only celebs that I REALLY like), here’s a neat fake i found a while back. Now I know what yer thinking, y’all want to get nailed by the Jake? Yes? For more male celebrity fakes, do check out Male Stars.
Want this uncut British drumstick to go along with your Thanksgiving gravy? I bet you do. I would readily jump on it as well. David Beckham - football’s golden boy is a favourite photo manipulation subject, and for good reason: he’s undeniably sizzling hot and for some odd reason, i could never get tired of looking at that face. Victoria Beckham is one lucky muff and was able to bag this chunk of a man. Anyways, i have my fakes and I’m happy. ;)) Get more David Beckham and other hunky athletes and models on Male Celebs.
I wonder why fake male celeb nudes aren’t always as perfect as fake female celeb nudes. Aside from the Zac Efron previously posted and Daniel Radcliffe’s much publicized Equus photo - everything else mostly shows mismatched body and head proportions. And maybe i guess I’m just bitchin’ ’cause i never get to see my favourite fantasies getting this kinda treatment. Meaning - in all seriousness, how many David Beckham fakes do you actually need? C’mon - there is a treasure trove of male celebrities out there. Anyways, to end my rant, let me tell ya that i got all excited when i stumbled upon this Adam Rodriguez faux nude early today. Me thinks this hot latino is this big and hard in actuality. Again, it’s not as seamless and proportioned as i would like it to be, but an Adam Rodriguez fake is kinda rare. I think. So whoever did this - my gratitude. You made me fall for Eric Delko all over again. Also, check out the other celebs on Male Celebrities.