Male Fakes

Prince William and Prince Harry. Just two of Europe’s hottest royals - and clearly two strong arguments for pro-monarchists. Well, ok. Not really valid points for the maintenance of what so many see as a throwback to the dark ages - but - just looking at these two (i’m particulary biased towards Harry.) does kinda make you wanna believe those old European fairy tales where fire breathing dragons and valiant princes roam the land. These days, we no longer believe in those tales but fake nudes come close. Not exactly romantic, yes, but like those tales of old, they do their purpose quite well. And in this case, they are great accompaniments to wild fantasies. For more fakes, check out Male Stars.

Well, will he or will he not marry Anna Kournikova? Sorry, I know that what they do in their personal lives is their own but you just can’t help but ask - particularly if you’ve got a hidden agenda yerself. Haha. So Enrique Iglesias says that Anna Kournikova is the love of his life - we’re all cool with that - but he just hasn’t gotten around to asking her to marry him and all that jazz. He says he’s not emotionally or psychologically prepared for it. Or whatever. Something in me is nagging that he really wants dick and not pussy. But hey, that’s just me thinking everybody’s somewhat gay. In any case, I would like to come over sometime and worship that amazing latino temple. Do the god’s bidding and kiss the holy phallic shrine.

Early this year, Chris Evans (whose younger brother is openly gay) expressed disappointment at the success of Yes to Prop 8 and thus overturned the SF’s judicial stand on gay marriages, he stated, “It’s mindboggling and appalling that human beings are being denied civil rights in this country. But time will heal all. I have to believe that in 10 years we won’t be having this conversation. We’ll be having another one, because we’ll always find someone to persecute.”

Ah, comforting words from someone so gorgeous and sexy. Words can sometimes be more powerful than illustration indeed. More than what this fake photo can do. (Uhm. Ah. Aaah. Okay, i take that back.)

Who woulda thunk that Princeton’s English Lit major Wentworth Miller would become one of the hottest and one of the most fantasized celebrities today? And what better way to turn fiction into a reality but with the splendid combination of a powerful photo manipulation software and a brilliant mind. Or, if you have the resources maybe you can go to Hollywood and try to get yer hands on a real, live breathing and cum spurting Miller. But heck, that borders too much on stalking. So unless you want yer name in the papers or be slapped with a lawsuit - i suggest you to take the easier path.

I’ve always thought that Hugh Jackman would make a fine addition to Raging Stallion and this fake photo of the dude somewhat verifies that. Think Francois Sagat or any one of them hairy, muscled guys - that’s what Hugh Jackman is. Although, Mr. Jackman appearing in a Chris Ward obra maestra is too far fetched, at least, for Hugh die hard fans out there - you can drool and swoon all you want at his glistening and well chiseled pecs in Wolverine. Or just enjoy the fake above. Whatever rocks yer boat sweetie.

Ok. I’m a wee bit embarrassed to admit this, but twinkie Zac Efron gets me so hot. Not as warm and fuzzy as what William Moseley *grins* can do but you know what I mean I suppose. This fake nude got me fooled too. i thought it was an actual paparazzi shot of him at the beach but closer inspection revealed that there’s soemthing amiss with the …uhm…whoever can guess what’s wrong with the picture gets free Shepherd’s Pie. Haha. Nah, kidding. But don’t hestitate to let me know if you’ve figured it out. In the meantime, I think i wanna indulge a little further and make me own musical with that fake Zac willy.

There was a time when Colin Farell was the absolute hottie in my circle of friends. These days though, they are more pre-occuppied with Hugh Jackman. I’m not a big fan of the burly types though so I’m sticking to Colin Farell (if i had to choose.) Also I remember a time when Colin Farell’s alleged bisexuality was the hot topic in everyone’s mouth. To that, all i can say is, “Meh.” To be frank about it. Colin’s sizzling hot and all that jazz but I really don’t give a flying fuck about his sexuality. Surprising really since I am currently obssessed with William Moseley’s - uhm - sexual preferences. Anyways, let Colin Farell fuck anyone he so chooses, and let me have fun with my fake nudes.

Sylar played to perfection by Zachary Quinto is probably everyone’s favorite villain these days. At least, that’s what i think. So cool in being a bad ass and kinda menacing with those thick, diabolical brows - either you get to really like his Hereos persona or wind up disliking him. Whatever - I bet my arse a lot of you guys and chicks out there have a crush on the dude. Well, it’s either him Sylar, Peter or Mohinder. Now if you ask me, I’d glady take all three. Yes, i’m slutty that way. But since i can’t find one (fake or real) with all three of them in a homoerotic moment - i guess I’m gonna stick with this fake Zachary nude for a while. Aah. Think i wanna bend over and kiss the carpet.