Male Fakes

Would it be so darn weird if i confess and declare that I think i’m in love with William Moseley? Wee hee. Oh yeah, do I hear Dinah Washington in the background singing, “Lord knows I’m not a schoolgirl. Lord knows I’m not a fool girl…” Tee hee. Can’t help it. Ever since i laid eyes on him in the first Narnia - oooh. And besides, there’s something about these British boys that make feel all gooey. So anyways, FYI, William Moseley is 21 and is very much of legal age. A search in the international movie database (IMDB) also shows that he has another movie coming soon. And i hate to say this, but I am excited. A brand new movie with my cute british boy. Expect me to be first in line. Oh, William, marry me! *Grins* Check out the other fake and actual photos of celebrities on Male Celebs.

For the love of god! Will someone please explain to me why everybody thinks Robert Pattinson is the sexiest dude to ever get into a vampire role? Cue the loud and disgusted noise please. Robert Pattinson is no Jude Law - and he’s sick and pitiful appearance in that equally trashy vampire novel/film should be erased from our collective memories. And what better way to do that but with a fake hairy Robert Pattinson arse. Yeah, this would be a fine to tell all those Twilighters to suck arse. Go to Male Celebrities for more Robert.

i’ve always had a huge crush on Joseph Gordon Levitt. Even when he was still a wee lad in 3rd Rock from the Sun - and then moving on to mature roles such as the one he tackled in Mysterious Skin…oooh…in all honesty, he does not quite fit the heart throb description. He’s too scrawny and he prefers to lay low, opting smaller independent and smart films over the glitz and glamour. With a couple of exceptions though (i guess, he has to eat too?) I haven’t watched GI Joe yet and i don’t think i want to. I just want to Joe to remain as the brilliant actor I’ve always known him to be and not be in some commercial crap. and yes, i would choose fake nude Joe Levitts anytime. Check more of him on Male Celebrities.

Early this year, Chris Evans (whose younger brother is openly gay) expressed disappointment at the success of Yes to Prop 8 and thus overturned the SF’s judicial stand on gay marriages, he stated, “It’s mindboggling and appalling that human beings are being denied civil rights in this country. But time will heal all. I have to believe that in 10 years we won’t be having this conversation. We’ll be having another one, because we’ll always find someone to persecute.”

Ah, comforting words from someone so gorgeous and sexy. Words can sometimes be more powerful than illustration indeed. More than what this fake photo can do. (Uhm. Ah. Aaah. Okay, i take that back.)