Male Fakes

The name is Pierce. Pierce Brosnan. And if you don’t know who this beautiful, sexy beast here - then where have you been the past two or three decades? Pierce was the sexiest thing to ever grace TV in the 80’s and the perfect dude to bring the James Bond series into the new millennium.  (Sexy Daniel Craig is also a worthy successor) Anywho, i love this fake. It is exactly how I pictured Mr. Brosan nekkid. For more Hollywood hotties, click here and check out the archives on Male Stars.

There was a time when I just had the hots for Andy Roddick as well. Together with Ian Thorpe (at that time), you can say that my fantasy world was quite alive and thriving. Fast forward to the here and now and I still find Ian (believe it or not) sexy and so does Andy. I don’t mind at all if he’s beginning to show signs of hair loss. I still think he’s shiznit and today I found myself googling, looking for hot Andy Roddick fakes. There are lots of ‘em but there’s something about this particular photo that got to me despite it’s average quality and the answer is pointing right at me. and you.

Now for more Andy Roddick fakes, go to Male Stars and enjoy.

If you find my previous post of Zachary Quinto a little too intimidating - given that he had signature Skylar expression - here’s a little more pleasant side of him then. Fortunately, he had shed off his Vulcan gear and is showing emotion - with that thick, stiff, hard, throbbing cock and all. And also, as a note, I’m not really into hairy dudes but there’s something about Zachary’s carpet that makes me want to run my tongue all over his chest down to his crotch. Oooh. now I’m hard. Still curious? Click here and check out excellent collection of real and fake celebrity nudes on Male Stars.

I just know that there’s something to Jake Gyllenhaal than a hard to pronounce (and spell) last name. I wasn’t too impressed with his cardboard, emotionally detached acting in Brokeback Mountain, I was kinda surprised that there were suddenly a number of guys wanting and wishing to bugger that hairy arse. Oh, he’s not really the type to get me all gooey and soft - i think there are certain Jake angles that could definitely make one swoon. Anyways, not wanting to be all selfish (meaning: posting only celebs that I REALLY like), here’s a neat fake i found a while back. Now I know what yer thinking, y’all want to get nailed by the Jake? Yes? For more male celebrity fakes, do check out Male Stars.

Early this year, Chris Evans (whose younger brother is openly gay) expressed disappointment at the success of Yes to Prop 8 and thus overturned the SF’s judicial stand on gay marriages, he stated, “It’s mindboggling and appalling that human beings are being denied civil rights in this country. But time will heal all. I have to believe that in 10 years we won’t be having this conversation. We’ll be having another one, because we’ll always find someone to persecute.”

Ah, comforting words from someone so gorgeous and sexy. Words can sometimes be more powerful than illustration indeed. More than what this fake photo can do. (Uhm. Ah. Aaah. Okay, i take that back.)

For the love of god! Will someone please explain to me why everybody thinks Robert Pattinson is the sexiest dude to ever get into a vampire role? Cue the loud and disgusted noise please. Robert Pattinson is no Jude Law - and he’s sick and pitiful appearance in that equally trashy vampire novel/film should be erased from our collective memories. And what better way to do that but with a fake hairy Robert Pattinson arse. Yeah, this would be a fine to tell all those Twilighters to suck arse.