Male Fakes

Don’t you just love Eric McCormack? Talk about sexy dudes on TV, right? But to be honest though, I kinda prefer him in his Will Truman persona. i get all warm, soft and gooey everytime he does that cute little pout.

*swoon*

Too bad he’s straight in real life. ‘Cause me and him together feels like the most logical thing in the world. Hahah. If i can collect and post fake nudes, why not have grand dreams as well, eh? For more celebrity male fakes, visit Male Celebrities.

Are you seriously telling me that this bit is fake? hmmmm. somehow my pervy little mind refuses to accept the fact. Like the previously posted Drake Bell photo - this could potentially open a floodgate of questions and suppositions. Whatever the case, Orlando Bloom is too sexee here. And it also brings back memories of an era when Orcs and Hobbits and Orlando Bloom reigned supreme in the WWW. Anybody knows what keeps him busy these days? I’m too lazy to Google updates right now.

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Vin Diesel. Exactly the kinda muscle fuel to keep your engines running. He may not be to everyone’s liking but there’s just something about this actor/producer and Dungeons and Dragons fan, that makes me go “oooh la la la.” I’m thinking it must be the biceps, triceps, thighs as large as tree trunks and the deep manly voice. I’d gladly bend over backwards for him anytime. (Like, who would not want to have a steady stream of diesel fuel?)

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The name is Pierce. Pierce Brosnan. And if you don’t know who this beautiful, sexy beast here - then where have you been the past two or three decades? Pierce was the sexiest thing to ever grace TV in the 80’s and the perfect dude to bring the James Bond series into the new millennium.  (Sexy Daniel Craig is also a worthy successor) Anywho, i love this fake. It is exactly how I pictured Mr. Brosan nekkid. For more Hollywood hotties, click here and check out the archives on Male Stars.

i know all you folks are waiting with abated breath for Taylor Lautner fakes to come flooding the WWW some time soon. But since he won’t be 18 ’til tomorrow, would it be okay if i just entice and tease you with Edward Cullen fakes instead? (regardless if whether Robert Pattinson himself is himself or not)

Note that i said Edward Cullen and not Robert Pattinson, for the obvious reason that the head pasted on this nude body is kabuki white. (Yup, it’s such a bad movie that even the make-up sucks big time.)  Hence, my continued confusion as to why so many people find this lame vampire attractive. Oh please, give me Gary Oldman any time. Otherwise, give me another male celeb that i can at least sink my teeth into.

There was a time when i was all ga-ga for Christian Bale. and then the Dark Knight happened. i hate the movie with a vengeance and i would have found his Batman speaking voice loathsome if it wasn’t so darn funny. But even then I had to grudgingly admit that Christian Bale has this irresistible charm that makes you just want to reach out and cuddle him. And then came that infamous *going beserker on yer arse* tape. My, my, my. What a douche. Sure, he’s eye candy alright - he’s one dude I’d rather keep off at arms’ length. I’d rather wank to a fake than drool over some ego maniac. if you want to follow suit, click here and check out other interesting fakes on Male Stars.

The Hollywood power couple just split up? Don’t hold yer breath and think twice before packing yer bags and heading off to Hollwood to snag yerself a Brad Pitt ’cause the two just released a statement that the split up is just a rumor. Sorry to disappoint those still dying to get a piece of Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt ’cause it appears that he’s still enjoying his time with St. Angelina. But don’t cry your pretty heads over it ’cause at the very least you have great Brad Pitt nude fakes all over the place. Next to Zac Efron and David Beckham fakes, the world wide web is not exactly lacking in Brad Pitt fakes. Get your hands on more, click here and enjoy the delicious manipulated photos on Male Celebs.

And speaking of Chris Evans, I just have to post this photo I’ve been keeping for sometime. This dude is extremely hot - and I bet an all around nice guy too. And for extra cool points, do know that he supports marriage equality and thinks highly of his gay brother - who by the way - happens to be drop dead gorgeous as well. Which makes me think, what’s in this family’s genes? and how can anyone be so handsome be so caring? Aaah. You just gotta love the Evans brothers. Want more Chris Evans fake nudes? Click here.

i didn’t like Hangover. I didn’t like his role in that movie. But still - me thinks Bradley Cooper is the hottest bloke to drop by since Chris Evans went strutting around with cream on his butt. And so without skipping a beat any longer - here’s a fake - although not in all *his* nekkid glory. But still, you can indudlge and fantasize about that thing he keeps in between his legs. Yeah. Wouldn’t you like to get yer hands and mouth on that bugger? For more celebrity morning glories, click here to go to Male Celebs.

Wish fulfillment, is it? David Beckham doing gay porn and with gay pornstar Jeremy Tucker, no less. Just imagine that back in the days when he was just another football obsessed bloke in the UK, he did gay porn to pay the rent - and now that he is Daivd Beckham, old videos and photos are leaking out. Har har. That’s what I love about these celebrity fakes, you can come up with stories to back up the photos and make it a tad more gratifying. For more cool David Beckham fakes, click here and visit Male Stars.