Male Fakes

I once dreamt that I was getting fucked by Michael Jordan. It was so vivid that I woke up sweating, with a raging boner and my arse - for some strange reason felt sore. Odd, because I never had a thing for Michael until that night. I want to have that dream again but sadly it has been elusive. I’ve had any a dreams with Liberace in it - and does not exactly fall under the same category. So what I do right now is just fap to Michael Jordan’s fake nudes - not the real thing but satisfying enough. Check out more hot black celebs on Famous Black Males.

Sylar is pretty bad arse. Too bad that the show has come from interesting to downright boring and tiresome in the long run - but as far as celebrity crushes go, my fascination for Zachary Quinto still ranks way up there together with my obsession for Krispy Kreme’s NY Cheese Cake. (Yum.) Yup, the series may be over and done but I still got me a hankering for some hairy, creepy, wicked, Zachary arse. Fortunately, there are sites like Banned Male Celebs around to keep satisfy my appetite.

If there are Scarlett Johansson Fakes all over cyberspace - hmm - why not Ryan Reynolds as well? And so thanks to my web browser, i found a number of faux nudes. Not as many as Scarlett’s but there’s enough to make a hardcore Ryan Reynolds fan shriek or grin. Here’s a particularly good one. And I’m sure Ms. Johansson would agree. For more male fake nudes, check out Male Celebs.

Taylor Hanson. Remember him? He looks like the pretty - almost girlish kid from The Hansons Trio has grown up to become a very handsome young man. You know what I’m talking about. The kind of masculine, white twink beauty to make all your knickers drop. And here, in this dandy fake, you’ll get to see him in a way you haven’t seen him yet.  Or will ever see for that matter. And ooh, the boy can truly suck. Woohoo. Check him out at Male Stars.

What’s good for the vampire is also good for the werewolf. So feast your eyes on Taylor Lautner’s awesome, jaw dropping sexy bod. Well - it’s fake of course but it’s closer to the truth. The tanned skin, those sharp teeth and the cute sexually charged grin and face. Aaaaah, now give Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron a run for their money. Check out more Hollywood hunks at Male Celebs.

And how about another Zac Efron fake? I’m thinking that even if the male celebrity nude fakes niche is filled to the brim with this twink meal, one can not get enough. I love Zac with the ferocity of a die hard teen fan too - but only when he’s walking around shirtless or being cute or when it’s a faux nude. I haven’t seen any of his movies yet but i might go out later and rent 17 Again. It might not be so bad. Then why should it be when it has pretty Zac, right? For more Zac faux nudes, check out Male Stars.

I’m kinda feeling pleasant today. I just got back from the theater with a friend. I didn’t expect much from the movie but I thoroughly enjoyed the “Clash of the Titans” remake. I know critics disagree but the film actually impressed me. it’s far from the original mythology but it just blew me.  And besides - with Sam Worthington, Hans Matheson and Nicholas Hoult in it - why would shouldn’t i be? Tee hee. With that, I’m pleased to present you a fictional take on Sam the Man. Enjoy. Also, for more Hollywood gods - you can go and visit Male Stars.

The name is Pierce. Pierce Brosnan. And if you don’t know who this beautiful, sexy beast here - then where have you been the past two or three decades? Pierce was the sexiest thing to ever grace TV in the 80’s and the perfect dude to bring the James Bond series into the new millennium.  (Sexy Daniel Craig is also a worthy successor) Anywho, i love this fake. It is exactly how I pictured Mr. Brosan nekkid. For more Hollywood hotties, click here and check out the archives on Male Stars.

Want this uncut British drumstick to go along with your Thanksgiving gravy? I bet you do. I would readily jump on it as well. David Beckham - football’s golden boy is a favourite photo manipulation subject, and for good reason: he’s undeniably sizzling hot and for some odd reason, i could never get tired of looking at that face. Victoria Beckham is one lucky muff and was able to bag this chunk of a man. Anyways, i have my fakes and I’m happy. ;)) Get more David Beckham and other hunky athletes and models on Male Celebs.