Male Fakes

i know all you folks are waiting with abated breath for Taylor Lautner fakes to come flooding the WWW some time soon. But since he won’t be 18 ’til tomorrow, would it be okay if i just entice and tease you with Edward Cullen fakes instead? (regardless if whether Robert Pattinson himself is himself or not)

Note that i said Edward Cullen and not Robert Pattinson, for the obvious reason that the head pasted on this nude body is kabuki white. (Yup, it’s such a bad movie that even the make-up sucks big time.)  Hence, my continued confusion as to why so many people find this lame vampire attractive. Oh please, give me Gary Oldman any time. Otherwise, give me another male celeb that i can at least sink my teeth into.

Want this uncut British drumstick to go along with your Thanksgiving gravy? I bet you do. I would readily jump on it as well. David Beckham - football’s golden boy is a favourite photo manipulation subject, and for good reason: he’s undeniably sizzling hot and for some odd reason, i could never get tired of looking at that face. Victoria Beckham is one lucky muff and was able to bag this chunk of a man. Anyways, i have my fakes and I’m happy. ;)) Get more David Beckham and other hunky athletes and models on Male Celebs.

Would it be so darn weird if i confess and declare that I think i’m in love with William Moseley? Wee hee. Oh yeah, do I hear Dinah Washington in the background singing, “Lord knows I’m not a schoolgirl. Lord knows I’m not a fool girl…” Tee hee. Can’t help it. Ever since i laid eyes on him in the first Narnia - oooh. And besides, there’s something about these British boys that make feel all gooey. So anyways, FYI, William Moseley is 21 and is very much of legal age. A search in the international movie database (IMDB) also shows that he has another movie coming soon. And i hate to say this, but I am excited. A brand new movie with my cute british boy. Expect me to be first in line. Oh, William, marry me! *Grins* Check out the other fake and actual photos of celebrities on Male Celebs.