Posts Tagged ‘boner’

Morning Woods

Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

Oh wow. i think I just died and went to heaven. josh Duhamel in bed and sporting an impressive woody is the stuff my dreams are made of. Now the only thing left is to bring out the vibe and find me a tube of lube. Yes sirs, someone’s gonna have a grand time tonight. For more fakes or candid shots, check out Male Celebs.

Straight Out Of Bel Ami

Monday, May 24th, 2010

My friend and I were just discussing about how Westlife look like Bel Ami models. We both have our favourites but we both agree on Mark Feehily as having the quintessential boy band meets gay porn looks. Just look at that darn gorgeous face. Just seeing that makes my heart skip a beat or two. And the most fortunate thing about is that - like Ricky Martin - he’s as gay as a rainbow too. Now if only the fates would allow, we’d cross paths and we’d ride off to the sunset - happily ever after. Hey, I’m the fantasy biz after all. For more dandy nude fakes, check out Male Stars.

Paul’s Boner

Thursday, May 13th, 2010

I think Paul Walker’s the only celeb around who can give me a boner even when he’s not doing anything sexual or even when he’s fully clothed. Just looking at that face is enough to inject carnal thoughts into my head. Just look at him. He’s got a face that just says sex. And I know - just know - deep in my heart that this dude is way good in bed. Otherwise, that amazing bod would be just a waste. Check out more Paul Walker fakes at Celebs.

More Joe

Wednesday, May 5th, 2010

Joe Levitt is just dreamy, isn’t he? However, I prefer my fakes to be as close to the real thing and this lanky and yet sexy Jewish boy’s head pasted on to a buffed, hairy bod riddled with tattoos is just - too way off. But then again, i know there are those who prefer taking these fakes notches higher. Besides, come to think of it, it’s not a bad fake. Not at all. For more, jump to Male Stars.

30 Seconds To…

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

Seeing Jared Leto always reminds me of my high school/college days. Kinda odd. 16 years later and he’s still Jordan Catalano to me. Never mind that he has done some other things with his career like indulging his musical side and coming up with a band (take that Keanu). Coincidentally,  I was just listening to 30 Seconds To Mars’ take on Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance a while ago. I’m not a Gaga fan and I’m not into Jared’s genre either. So i really can’t say which is better. But Jared’s shrieking/singing does make the ideal soundtrack when you’re fapping to his fake. Dang. For more hollywood hunks, check out Male Celebs.

Elijah’s Wood

Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

I’ve always thought that Elijah Wood is kinda like that straight guy pornstar, Dane Cross. If you put their photos side by side, they could be brothers.  And then coming across this fake just proves the point. This is what you will eventually get if you buff up the former hobbit and give him a dick made for porn (gay or straight). To be honest, I think it kinda makes Elijah more interesting. Now who wants a piece of him? Visit Male Stars.

More Of Zesty Zac

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

One can never have enough Zac Efron, I believe. Like i can quote Joni Mitchell and say “I can drink a case of Zac Efron and I won’t get drunk.” Besides, I think it has been a year already since the last Zac Efron post. and i know you guys love him to bits as well, so for you boys and girls, here’s another Zac nude - and this time the dick attached ain’t fuzzy. Time to bring the dildo out of the drawer for some action, eh? Visit Male Celebrities for more Zac Efron fakes.

He Looks Like A Flower, He Stings Like A Bee

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

Not another Ricky Martin post, you say? And why not? Now that the whole truth is out in the open - me thinks a dandy Ricky Martin fake nude would do good. The real Ricardo has a flat and well defined belly of course, but still this is one of the finest sakes I’ve seen in quite a while. Second to that Drake Bell fake nude, but as someone mentioned before, that supposedly fake Drake is actually real - but that’s another story. Anyways, i think i’d like to have more Ricky in the next several days. For more Ricky Martin fakes, visit Male Stars.

Wank Your Dong-Dong

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

Another fake that left me bewildered. Ricky Martin sitting comfy under the shade - but wait, what’s that he’s grasping. Oh lord! Is that his dick? Ricky Martin you just made my day. Or whoever was responsible for this fake deserves more than a pat on the back. I never found Ricky Martin this attractive. I guess he has to have his burrito in full attention to get me all excited. Would like to get down on my knees and give that a good working. Looking for more Ricky Martin fakes? Click here to go to Male Celebrities.

Lovely Brapanese Boy

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

I borrowed this fake nude from a friend. in his spare time he enjoys making celebrity fake nudes. This is one of his earlier works and in case you don’t know who this dude is, he’s Akihiro Sato - a half japanese, half brasilian model who is currently making waves in South East Asia. As you can see, he’s such a darling. I’ve done more searching and found a number of other Brapanese models. And apparently, they are all so good looking and cuddly. The types you won’t be embarrassed to bring home to mom and dad. As for that gargantuan tool down there, I’m pretty sure he’s that big in RL. Tee hee. For more models, celebrities, athletes (and their fake nudes), visit Male Stars.


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