Joe Levitt is just dreamy, isn’t he? However, I prefer my fakes to be as close to the real thing and this lanky and yet sexy Jewish boy’s head pasted on to a buffed, hairy bod riddled with tattoos is just - too way off. But then again, i know there are those who prefer taking these fakes notches higher. Besides, come to think of it, it’s not a bad fake. Not at all. For more, jump to Male Stars.
Seeing Jared Leto always reminds me of my high school/college days. Kinda odd. 16 years later and he’s still Jordan Catalano to me. Never mind that he has done some other things with his career like indulging his musical side and coming up with a band (take that Keanu). Coincidentally, I was just listening to 30 Seconds To Mars’ take on Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance a while ago. I’m not a Gaga fan and I’m not into Jared’s genre either. So i really can’t say which is better. But Jared’s shrieking/singing does make the ideal soundtrack when you’re fapping to his fake. Dang. For more hollywood hunks, check out Male Celebs.
I’ve always thought that Elijah Wood is kinda like that straight guy pornstar, Dane Cross. If you put their photos side by side, they could be brothers. And then coming across this fake just proves the point. This is what you will eventually get if you buff up the former hobbit and give him a dick made for porn (gay or straight). To be honest, I think it kinda makes Elijah more interesting. Now who wants a piece of him? Visit Male Stars.
I’m kinda feeling pleasant today. I just got back from the theater with a friend. I didn’t expect much from the movie but I thoroughly enjoyed the “Clash of the Titans” remake. I know critics disagree but the film actually impressed me. it’s far from the original mythology but it just blew me. And besides - with Sam Worthington, Hans Matheson and Nicholas Hoult in it - why would shouldn’t i be? Tee hee. With that, I’m pleased to present you a fictional take on Sam the Man. Enjoy. Also, for more Hollywood gods - you can go and visit Male Stars.
One can never have enough Zac Efron, I believe. Like i can quote Joni Mitchell and say “I can drink a case of Zac Efron and I won’t get drunk.” Besides, I think it has been a year already since the last Zac Efron post. and i know you guys love him to bits as well, so for you boys and girls, here’s another Zac nude - and this time the dick attached ain’t fuzzy. Time to bring the dildo out of the drawer for some action, eh? Visit Male Celebrities for more Zac Efron fakes.
Don’t you just love Eric McCormack? Talk about sexy dudes on TV, right? But to be honest though, I kinda prefer him in his Will Truman persona. i get all warm, soft and gooey everytime he does that cute little pout.
*swoon*
Too bad he’s straight in real life. ‘Cause me and him together feels like the most logical thing in the world. Hahah. If i can collect and post fake nudes, why not have grand dreams as well, eh? For more celebrity male fakes, visit Male Celebrities.
Are you seriously telling me that this bit is fake? hmmmm. somehow my pervy little mind refuses to accept the fact. Like the previously posted Drake Bell photo - this could potentially open a floodgate of questions and suppositions. Whatever the case, Orlando Bloom is too sexee here. And it also brings back memories of an era when Orcs and Hobbits and Orlando Bloom reigned supreme in the WWW. Anybody knows what keeps him busy these days? I’m too lazy to Google updates right now. 
The name is Pierce. Pierce Brosnan. And if you don’t know who this beautiful, sexy beast here - then where have you been the past two or three decades? Pierce was the sexiest thing to ever grace TV in the 80’s and the perfect dude to bring the James Bond series into the new millennium. (Sexy Daniel Craig is also a worthy successor) Anywho, i love this fake. It is exactly how I pictured Mr. Brosan nekkid. For more Hollywood hotties, click here and check out the archives on Male Stars.
i know all you folks are waiting with abated breath for Taylor Lautner fakes to come flooding the WWW some time soon. But since he won’t be 18 ’til tomorrow, would it be okay if i just entice and tease you with Edward Cullen fakes instead? (regardless if whether Robert Pattinson himself is himself or not)
Note that i said Edward Cullen and not Robert Pattinson, for the obvious reason that the head pasted on this nude body is kabuki white. (Yup, it’s such a bad movie that even the make-up sucks big time.) Hence, my continued confusion as to why so many people find this lame vampire attractive. Oh please, give me Gary Oldman any time. Otherwise, give me another male celeb that i can at least sink my teeth into.
There was a time when i was all ga-ga for Christian Bale. and then the Dark Knight happened. i hate the movie with a vengeance and i would have found his Batman speaking voice loathsome if it wasn’t so darn funny. But even then I had to grudgingly admit that Christian Bale has this irresistible charm that makes you just want to reach out and cuddle him. And then came that infamous *going beserker on yer arse* tape. My, my, my. What a douche. Sure, he’s eye candy alright - he’s one dude I’d rather keep off at arms’ length. I’d rather wank to a fake than drool over some ego maniac. if you want to follow suit, click here and check out other interesting fakes on Male Stars.