Male Fakes

And speaking of Chris Evans, I just have to post this photo I’ve been keeping for sometime. This dude is extremely hot - and I bet an all around nice guy too. And for extra cool points, do know that he supports marriage equality and thinks highly of his gay brother - who by the way - happens to be drop dead gorgeous as well. Which makes me think, what’s in this family’s genes? and how can anyone be so handsome be so caring? Aaah. You just gotta love the Evans brothers. Want more Chris Evans fake nudes? Click here.

He can be serious, he can be funny, he can be charming, he can be sexy and he can be deadly. David Boreanaz is a lot of things, but definitely - he’s no angel. And speaking of deadly, I’m no fan of fisting but there’s something about extremely hardcore, celebrities and fakes that are irresistible. I’m thinking that if you’re aiming for wish fulfillment - go all the way, darn it.  Thus, David Boreanaz getting his paw and arm is quite awesome. This photo could use a little more tweaking but fake celebrity fistings are difficult to do, and despite the discoloured head - i’m still quite impressed. Check out Baned Male Celebs for more fake nudes.

Sylar is pretty bad arse. Too bad that the show has come from interesting to downright boring and tiresome in the long run - but as far as celebrity crushes go, my fascination for Zachary Quinto still ranks way up there together with my obsession for Krispy Kreme’s NY Cheese Cake. (Yum.) Yup, the series may be over and done but I still got me a hankering for some hairy, creepy, wicked, Zachary arse. Fortunately, there are sites like Banned Male Celebs around to keep satisfy my appetite.

If there are Scarlett Johansson Fakes all over cyberspace - hmm - why not Ryan Reynolds as well? And so thanks to my web browser, i found a number of faux nudes. Not as many as Scarlett’s but there’s enough to make a hardcore Ryan Reynolds fan shriek or grin. Here’s a particularly good one. And I’m sure Ms. Johansson would agree. For more male fake nudes, check out Male Celebs.

I just know that there’s something to Jake Gyllenhaal than a hard to pronounce (and spell) last name. I wasn’t too impressed with his cardboard, emotionally detached acting in Brokeback Mountain, I was kinda surprised that there were suddenly a number of guys wanting and wishing to bugger that hairy arse. Oh, he’s not really the type to get me all gooey and soft - i think there are certain Jake angles that could definitely make one swoon. Anyways, not wanting to be all selfish (meaning: posting only celebs that I REALLY like), here’s a neat fake i found a while back. Now I know what yer thinking, y’all want to get nailed by the Jake? Yes? For more male celebrity fakes, do check out Male Stars.

What’s good for the vampire is also good for the werewolf. So feast your eyes on Taylor Lautner’s awesome, jaw dropping sexy bod. Well - it’s fake of course but it’s closer to the truth. The tanned skin, those sharp teeth and the cute sexually charged grin and face. Aaaaah, now give Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron a run for their money. Check out more Hollywood hunks at Male Celebs.

Oh wow. i think I just died and went to heaven. josh Duhamel in bed and sporting an impressive woody is the stuff my dreams are made of. Now the only thing left is to bring out the vibe and find me a tube of lube. Yes sirs, someone’s gonna have a grand time tonight. For more fakes or candid shots, check out Male Celebs.

And how about another Zac Efron fake? I’m thinking that even if the male celebrity nude fakes niche is filled to the brim with this twink meal, one can not get enough. I love Zac with the ferocity of a die hard teen fan too - but only when he’s walking around shirtless or being cute or when it’s a faux nude. I haven’t seen any of his movies yet but i might go out later and rent 17 Again. It might not be so bad. Then why should it be when it has pretty Zac, right? For more Zac faux nudes, check out Male Stars.

I think Paul Walker’s the only celeb around who can give me a boner even when he’s not doing anything sexual or even when he’s fully clothed. Just looking at that face is enough to inject carnal thoughts into my head. Just look at him. He’s got a face that just says sex. And I know - just know - deep in my heart that this dude is way good in bed. Otherwise, that amazing bod would be just a waste. Check out more Paul Walker fakes at Celebs.

Joe Levitt is just dreamy, isn’t he? However, I prefer my fakes to be as close to the real thing and this lanky and yet sexy Jewish boy’s head pasted on to a buffed, hairy bod riddled with tattoos is just - too way off. But then again, i know there are those who prefer taking these fakes notches higher. Besides, come to think of it, it’s not a bad fake. Not at all. For more, jump to Male Stars.