Male Fakes

i know all you folks are waiting with abated breath for Taylor Lautner fakes to come flooding the WWW some time soon. But since he won’t be 18 ’til tomorrow, would it be okay if i just entice and tease you with Edward Cullen fakes instead? (regardless if whether Robert Pattinson himself is himself or not)

Note that i said Edward Cullen and not Robert Pattinson, for the obvious reason that the head pasted on this nude body is kabuki white. (Yup, it’s such a bad movie that even the make-up sucks big time.)  Hence, my continued confusion as to why so many people find this lame vampire attractive. Oh please, give me Gary Oldman any time. Otherwise, give me another male celeb that i can at least sink my teeth into.

Tags: actor, british, fake, nude

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