What’s good for the vampire is also good for the werewolf. So feast your eyes on Taylor Lautner’s awesome, jaw dropping sexy bod. Well - it’s fake of course but it’s closer to the truth. The tanned skin, those sharp teeth and the cute sexually charged grin and face. Aaaaah, now give Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron a run for their money. Check out more Hollywood hunks at Male Celebs.
For the love of god! Will someone please explain to me why everybody thinks Robert Pattinson is the sexiest dude to ever get into a vampire role? Cue the loud and disgusted noise please. Robert Pattinson is no Jude Law - and he’s sick and pitiful appearance in that equally trashy vampire novel/film should be erased from our collective memories. And what better way to do that but with a fake hairy Robert Pattinson arse. Yeah, this would be a fine to tell all those Twilighters to suck arse. Go to Male Celebrities for more Robert.
Oh wow. i think I just died and went to heaven. josh Duhamel in bed and sporting an impressive woody is the stuff my dreams are made of. Now the only thing left is to bring out the vibe and find me a tube of lube. Yes sirs, someone’s gonna have a grand time tonight. For more fakes or candid shots, check out Male Celebs.
Prince William and Prince Harry. Just two of Europe’s hottest royals - and clearly two strong arguments for pro-monarchists. Well, ok. Not really valid points for the maintenance of what so many see as a throwback to the dark ages - but - just looking at these two (i’m particulary biased towards Harry.) does kinda make you wanna believe those old European fairy tales where fire breathing dragons and valiant princes roam the land. These days, we no longer believe in those tales but fake nudes come close. Not exactly romantic, yes, but like those tales of old, they do their purpose quite well. And in this case, they are great accompaniments to wild fantasies. For more fakes, check out Male Stars.
My friend and I were just discussing about how Westlife look like Bel Ami models. We both have our favourites but we both agree on Mark Feehily as having the quintessential boy band meets gay porn looks. Just look at that darn gorgeous face. Just seeing that makes my heart skip a beat or two. And the most fortunate thing about is that - like Ricky Martin - he’s as gay as a rainbow too. Now if only the fates would allow, we’d cross paths and we’d ride off to the sunset - happily ever after. Hey, I’m the fantasy biz after all. For more dandy nude fakes, check out Male Stars.
And how about another Zac Efron fake? I’m thinking that even if the male celebrity nude fakes niche is filled to the brim with this twink meal, one can not get enough. I love Zac with the ferocity of a die hard teen fan too - but only when he’s walking around shirtless or being cute or when it’s a faux nude. I haven’t seen any of his movies yet but i might go out later and rent 17 Again. It might not be so bad. Then why should it be when it has pretty Zac, right? For more Zac faux nudes, check out Male Stars.
I think Paul Walker’s the only celeb around who can give me a boner even when he’s not doing anything sexual or even when he’s fully clothed. Just looking at that face is enough to inject carnal thoughts into my head. Just look at him. He’s got a face that just says sex. And I know - just know - deep in my heart that this dude is way good in bed. Otherwise, that amazing bod would be just a waste. Check out more Paul Walker fakes at Celebs.
Joe Levitt is just dreamy, isn’t he? However, I prefer my fakes to be as close to the real thing and this lanky and yet sexy Jewish boy’s head pasted on to a buffed, hairy bod riddled with tattoos is just - too way off. But then again, i know there are those who prefer taking these fakes notches higher. Besides, come to think of it, it’s not a bad fake. Not at all. For more, jump to Male Stars.
Seeing Jared Leto always reminds me of my high school/college days. Kinda odd. 16 years later and he’s still Jordan Catalano to me. Never mind that he has done some other things with his career like indulging his musical side and coming up with a band (take that Keanu). Coincidentally, I was just listening to 30 Seconds To Mars’ take on Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance a while ago. I’m not a Gaga fan and I’m not into Jared’s genre either. So i really can’t say which is better. But Jared’s shrieking/singing does make the ideal soundtrack when you’re fapping to his fake. Dang. For more hollywood hunks, check out Male Celebs.
I’ve always thought that Elijah Wood is kinda like that straight guy pornstar, Dane Cross. If you put their photos side by side, they could be brothers. And then coming across this fake just proves the point. This is what you will eventually get if you buff up the former hobbit and give him a dick made for porn (gay or straight). To be honest, I think it kinda makes Elijah more interesting. Now who wants a piece of him? Visit Male Stars.