Andy’s Rod

December 9th, 2009

There was a time when I just had the hots for Andy Roddick as well. Together with Ian Thorpe (at that time), you can say that my fantasy world was quite alive and thriving. Fast forward to the here and now and I still find Ian (believe it or not) sexy and so does Andy. I don’t mind at all if he’s beginning to show signs of hair loss. I still think he’s shiznit and today I found myself googling, looking for hot Andy Roddick fakes. There are lots of ‘em but there’s something about this particular photo that got to me despite it’s average quality and the answer is pointing right at me. and you.

Now for more Andy Roddick fakes, go to Male Stars and enjoy.

Smith Cock

December 2nd, 2009

you must be thinking that I never feature ebony goods here, so to correct that imbalance here’s superstar hottie Will Smith. Licorice skin glistening and that cute grin. The boner does him justice, i must say - and now old dirty thoughts about Mr. Smith is resurfacing. Dang, the good times and the fantasies I used to have. Now it’s all coming back thanks to this great fake. And you should find get your daily fix too, click here to go to Male Celebs for more Hollywood heroes in the buff.

Never Get Tired Of Beckham

November 25th, 2009

Want this uncut British drumstick to go along with your Thanksgiving gravy? I bet you do. I would readily jump on it as well. David Beckham - football’s golden boy is a favourite photo manipulation subject, and for good reason: he’s undeniably sizzling hot and for some odd reason, i could never get tired of looking at that face. Victoria Beckham is one lucky muff and was able to bag this chunk of a man. Anyways, i have my fakes and I’m happy. ;)) Get more David Beckham and other hunky athletes and models on Male Celebs.

My Hairy Antagonist

November 18th, 2009

If you find my previous post of Zachary Quinto a little too intimidating - given that he had signature Skylar expression - here’s a little more pleasant side of him then. Fortunately, he had shed off his Vulcan gear and is showing emotion - with that thick, stiff, hard, throbbing cock and all. And also, as a note, I’m not really into hairy dudes but there’s something about Zachary’s carpet that makes me want to run my tongue all over his chest down to his crotch. Oooh. now I’m hard. Still curious? Click here and check out excellent collection of real and fake celebrity nudes on Male Stars.

Nip And Tuck, Copy And Paste

October 29th, 2009

I’ve been looking for a Julian McMahon fake for sometime now, and finally I found one that’s particularly remarkable. Body and head go well together and it gives this sexy Oz dude justice. Isn’t he just sexy? Well, too bad more folks are into faking David Archuleta  and Zac Efron, ’cause we sure could use some hot and sexy, slightly older, would like to fuck you til you turn blue kinda dudes. Oh well, at least you could always check on the most brilliant male fakes on Male Stars.

Would Like To Ring Your Bell

October 22nd, 2009

Fuck it. I love Drake Bell. And this fake is the shiznit. This is one of the best make celebrity fakes that i’ve seen thus far. Wow. Talk about great worksmanship. This Drake Bell fake had me fooled. It got me all excited too see one favourite with a boner and all - but unfortunately - like all the brilliant Zac Efron nude photos, it’s a fake. But at least, you should appreciate the artist’s handiwork here. Seamless is exactly the word, and i think i will use this as a desktop wallpaper for about a month. Click here to see more manipulated photos on Male Celebs and enjoy. ;)

Not An Angel

October 15th, 2009

He can be serious, he can be funny, he can be charming, he can be sexy and he can be deadly. David Boreanaz is a lot of things, but definitely - he’s no angel. And speaking of deadly, I’m no fan of fisting but there’s something about extremely hardcore, celebrities and fakes that are irresistible. I’m thinking that if you’re aiming for wish fulfillment - go all the way, darn it.  Thus, David Boreanaz getting his paw and arm is quite awesome. This photo could use a little more tweaking but fake celebrity fistings are difficult to do, and despite the discoloured head - i’m still quite impressed. Check out Male Celebs for more fake nudes.

Get Nailed

October 8th, 2009

I just know that there’s something to Jake Gyllenhaal than a hard to pronounce (and spell) last name. I wasn’t too impressed with his cardboard, emotionally detached acting in Brokeback Mountain, I was kinda surprised that there were suddenly a number of guys wanting and wishing to bugger that hairy arse. Oh, he’s not really the type to get me all gooey and soft - i think there are certain Jake angles that could definitely make one swoon. Anyways, not wanting to be all selfish (meaning: posting only celebs that I REALLY like), here’s a neat fake i found a while back. Now I know what yer thinking, y’all want to get nailed by the Jake? Yes? For more male celebrity fakes, do check out Male Stars.

Would You Like To Marry Me

October 2nd, 2009

Would it be so darn weird if i confess and declare that I think i’m in love with William Moseley? Wee hee. Oh yeah, do I hear Dinah Washington in the background singing, “Lord knows I’m not a schoolgirl. Lord knows I’m not a fool girl…” Tee hee. Can’t help it. Ever since i laid eyes on him in the first Narnia - oooh. And besides, there’s something about these British boys that make feel all gooey. So anyways, FYI, William Moseley is 21 and is very much of legal age. A search in the international movie database (IMDB) also shows that he has another movie coming soon. And i hate to say this, but I am excited. A brand new movie with my cute british boy. Expect me to be first in line. Oh, William, marry me! *Grins* Check out the other fake and actual photos of celebrities on Male Celebs.

Go Loco

September 25th, 2009

And one of the hottest and sexiest dudes to come out of latin america and into worldwide stardom: Ricky Martin. A friend forwarded to me a number of paparazzi shots of Ricky on the beach with a male friend. My nasty and naughty mind jumped to conclusions especially since we’ve been debating about his sexual preferences for some time now. Whether he swings both ways or whatever is still a matter of speculation. if yer a impatient though and would like to poke your nose where it does not belong - you could always opt for a short cut via photoshop. With that nifty tool, only your imagination is the limit. So go ahead and go loco - with Ricky Martin and a lot of other male celebrities. Or you can just go and point your browser to Male Celebrities.


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