I once dreamt that I was getting fucked by Michael Jordan. It was so vivid that I woke up sweating, with a raging boner and my arse - for some strange reason felt sore. Odd, because I never had a thing for Michael until that night. I want to have that dream again but sadly it has been elusive. I’ve had any a dreams with Liberace in it - and does not exactly fall under the same category. So what I do right now is just fap to Michael Jordan’s fake nudes - not the real thing but satisfying enough. Check out more hot black celebs on Famous Black Males.

And speaking of Chris Evans, I just have to post this photo I’ve been keeping for sometime. This dude is extremely hot - and I bet an all around nice guy too. And for extra cool points, do know that he supports marriage equality and thinks highly of his gay brother - who by the way - happens to be drop dead gorgeous as well. Which makes me think, what’s in this family’s genes? and how can anyone be so handsome be so caring? Aaah. You just gotta love the Evans brothers. Want more Chris Evans fake nudes? Click here.

He can be serious, he can be funny, he can be charming, he can be sexy and he can be deadly. David Boreanaz is a lot of things, but definitely - he’s no angel. And speaking of deadly, I’m no fan of fisting but there’s something about extremely hardcore, celebrities and fakes that are irresistible. I’m thinking that if you’re aiming for wish fulfillment - go all the way, darn it.  Thus, David Boreanaz getting his paw and arm is quite awesome. This photo could use a little more tweaking but fake celebrity fistings are difficult to do, and despite the discoloured head - i’m still quite impressed. Check out Baned Male Celebs for more fake nudes.

Sylar is pretty bad arse. Too bad that the show has come from interesting to downright boring and tiresome in the long run - but as far as celebrity crushes go, my fascination for Zachary Quinto still ranks way up there together with my obsession for Krispy Kreme’s NY Cheese Cake. (Yum.) Yup, the series may be over and done but I still got me a hankering for some hairy, creepy, wicked, Zachary arse. Fortunately, there are sites like Banned Male Celebs around to keep satisfy my appetite.

Let’s take a wild peak into the private lives of our favourite royals. Well at least as far as where our nasty and perverted minds will take us. So okay, Prince Harry in the bath is not the nastiest image there is - but still darn sexy. Under that soapy veneer is a princely rod just waiting for its moment to spring to life. And I’ll be right here fapping and waiting with stars in my eyes. Wee. For more nude fakes, check out Banned Male Celebs.

Would it be so darn weird if i confess and declare that I think i’m in love with William Moseley? Wee hee. Oh yeah, do I hear Dinah Washington in the background singing, “Lord knows I’m not a schoolgirl. Lord knows I’m not a fool girl…” Tee hee. Can’t help it. Ever since i laid eyes on him in the first Narnia - oooh. And besides, there’s something about these British boys that make feel all gooey. So anyways, FYI, William Moseley is 21 and is very much of legal age. A search in the international movie database (IMDB) also shows that he has another movie coming soon. And i hate to say this, but I am excited. A brand new movie with my cute british boy. Expect me to be first in line. Oh, William, marry me! *Grins* Check out the other fake and actual photos of celebrities on Male Celebs.

If there are Scarlett Johansson Fakes all over cyberspace - hmm - why not Ryan Reynolds as well? And so thanks to my web browser, i found a number of faux nudes. Not as many as Scarlett’s but there’s enough to make a hardcore Ryan Reynolds fan shriek or grin. Here’s a particularly good one. And I’m sure Ms. Johansson would agree. For more male fake nudes, check out Male Celebs.

I just know that there’s something to Jake Gyllenhaal than a hard to pronounce (and spell) last name. I wasn’t too impressed with his cardboard, emotionally detached acting in Brokeback Mountain, I was kinda surprised that there were suddenly a number of guys wanting and wishing to bugger that hairy arse. Oh, he’s not really the type to get me all gooey and soft - i think there are certain Jake angles that could definitely make one swoon. Anyways, not wanting to be all selfish (meaning: posting only celebs that I REALLY like), here’s a neat fake i found a while back. Now I know what yer thinking, y’all want to get nailed by the Jake? Yes? For more male celebrity fakes, do check out Male Stars.

Taylor Hanson. Remember him? He looks like the pretty - almost girlish kid from The Hansons Trio has grown up to become a very handsome young man. You know what I’m talking about. The kind of masculine, white twink beauty to make all your knickers drop. And here, in this dandy fake, you’ll get to see him in a way you haven’t seen him yet.  Or will ever see for that matter. And ooh, the boy can truly suck. Woohoo. Check him out at Male Stars.

What?!!! Another Zac Efron? I could hear you folks screaming in disagreement and would prefer to see Cristiano Ronaldo or Ian Sommerholder here. For that, I apologise. But you see, this fake is just so awesome and is just crying to be posted. And - if you like Zac Efron too (as a fantasy fuck buddy), do as I do, project yourself as the top and you’re gonna have a dandy good time. Check out more fakes at Male Stars.