Male Fakes

For the love of god! Will someone please explain to me why everybody thinks Robert Pattinson is the sexiest dude to ever get into a vampire role? Cue the loud and disgusted noise please. Robert Pattinson is no Jude Law - and he’s sick and pitiful appearance in that equally trashy vampire novel/film should be erased from our collective memories. And what better way to do that but with a fake hairy Robert Pattinson arse. Yeah, this would be a fine to tell all those Twilighters to suck arse. Go to Male Celebrities for more Robert.

i know all you folks are waiting with abated breath for Taylor Lautner fakes to come flooding the WWW some time soon. But since he won’t be 18 ’til tomorrow, would it be okay if i just entice and tease you with Edward Cullen fakes instead? (regardless if whether Robert Pattinson himself is himself or not)

Note that i said Edward Cullen and not Robert Pattinson, for the obvious reason that the head pasted on this nude body is kabuki white. (Yup, it’s such a bad movie that even the make-up sucks big time.)  Hence, my continued confusion as to why so many people find this lame vampire attractive. Oh please, give me Gary Oldman any time. Otherwise, give me another male celeb that i can at least sink my teeth into.