Male Fakes

The name is Pierce. Pierce Brosnan. And if you don’t know who this beautiful, sexy beast here - then where have you been the past two or three decades? Pierce was the sexiest thing to ever grace TV in the 80’s and the perfect dude to bring the James Bond series into the new millennium.  (Sexy Daniel Craig is also a worthy successor) Anywho, i love this fake. It is exactly how I pictured Mr. Brosan nekkid. For more Hollywood hotties, click here and check out the archives on Male Stars.

i know all you folks are waiting with abated breath for Taylor Lautner fakes to come flooding the WWW some time soon. But since he won’t be 18 ’til tomorrow, would it be okay if i just entice and tease you with Edward Cullen fakes instead? (regardless if whether Robert Pattinson himself is himself or not)

Note that i said Edward Cullen and not Robert Pattinson, for the obvious reason that the head pasted on this nude body is kabuki white. (Yup, it’s such a bad movie that even the make-up sucks big time.)  Hence, my continued confusion as to why so many people find this lame vampire attractive. Oh please, give me Gary Oldman any time. Otherwise, give me another male celeb that i can at least sink my teeth into.

There was a time when i was all ga-ga for Christian Bale. and then the Dark Knight happened. i hate the movie with a vengeance and i would have found his Batman speaking voice loathsome if it wasn’t so darn funny. But even then I had to grudgingly admit that Christian Bale has this irresistible charm that makes you just want to reach out and cuddle him. And then came that infamous *going beserker on yer arse* tape. My, my, my. What a douche. Sure, he’s eye candy alright - he’s one dude I’d rather keep off at arms’ length. I’d rather wank to a fake than drool over some ego maniac. if you want to follow suit, click here and check out other interesting fakes on Male Stars.