Male Fakes

Well, will he or will he not marry Anna Kournikova? Sorry, I know that what they do in their personal lives is their own but you just can’t help but ask - particularly if you’ve got a hidden agenda yerself. Haha. So Enrique Iglesias says that Anna Kournikova is the love of his life - we’re all cool with that - but he just hasn’t gotten around to asking her to marry him and all that jazz. He says he’s not emotionally or psychologically prepared for it. Or whatever. Something in me is nagging that he really wants dick and not pussy. But hey, that’s just me thinking everybody’s somewhat gay. In any case, I would like to come over sometime and worship that amazing latino temple. Do the god’s bidding and kiss the holy phallic shrine.

Early this year, Chris Evans (whose younger brother is openly gay) expressed disappointment at the success of Yes to Prop 8 and thus overturned the SF’s judicial stand on gay marriages, he stated, “It’s mindboggling and appalling that human beings are being denied civil rights in this country. But time will heal all. I have to believe that in 10 years we won’t be having this conversation. We’ll be having another one, because we’ll always find someone to persecute.”

Ah, comforting words from someone so gorgeous and sexy. Words can sometimes be more powerful than illustration indeed. More than what this fake photo can do. (Uhm. Ah. Aaah. Okay, i take that back.)

Who woulda thunk that Princeton’s English Lit major Wentworth Miller would become one of the hottest and one of the most fantasized celebrities today? And what better way to turn fiction into a reality but with the splendid combination of a powerful photo manipulation software and a brilliant mind. Or, if you have the resources maybe you can go to Hollywood and try to get yer hands on a real, live breathing and cum spurting Miller. But heck, that borders too much on stalking. So unless you want yer name in the papers or be slapped with a lawsuit - i suggest you to take the easier path.